Problem Solving Letter

Letter to address and correct a problem

Dear Roommate,

I currently live with three other people--making it a total of four people living in a two bedroom apartment on Capitol Hill. You are well aware of this, considering you are one of those people. What's worse is that I share the living room with another person. The issue, or beef, I had with you lately is that you never seem to remember to turn the bathroom fan off after you leave. Since I, and another one of your darling roommates, live in the living room, we are able to hear everything. And I mean everything.

I've kindly told you a few times to remember to turn off the fan, I even wrote a post-it note on the fan so that you will remember to turn it off. You were good the first few times that I mentioned it, then it completely slips your mind and you just plum forgets about it. After 7 months of living with you, I just simply can't take it anymore. I've raised my voice to roommates in the past, but this time, it's gone too far. I cannot sleep or concentrate. I live in the living room for cheap rent, but you're driving me insane with that ridiculous fan that you INSIST on turning on!

Last Friday night, you and I decided to go out to a bar. I bought you a couple of drinks to ease the tension. After you were a little past sober, I changed the topic rapidly and immediately told you that you had to learn to f**cking turn off the bathroom fan otherwise there will be an uprising and it wouldn't be pretty. Our other roommates appeared right on time and came through the door, up to us, and the bashing began. It wasn't necessarily the best solution, but so far, it's been pretty effective. We bought you more drinks, told you about the situation (as well as your other living quirks) and told you to either shape up or move out. We began to talk it out and we all eventually compromised to give up one of our quirks for the sake of peace in the house.

You eventually agreed, though in what state you agreed, I really don't know (or remember) but so far, day 5 and all is well in our little humble abode.

I also agreed to not sing while I play guitar--I understand that my singing voice isn't the most soothing voice to hear while one is attempting to take a nap.


Roomie love--remember that!


Carolyn Huynh